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Here I was sitting in the Yellow Book pub in Brighton, while a beardy Scottish man tried to describe the puppet he needed for his new show, knowing exactly just how weird this was all going to sound.   "A haggis  A talking haggis"  "So, kind of sausage shaped"  "Like a bit rugby ball shaped  Tired looking"  "Oh so, like bags under the eyes?"  "No, not 'tired' as in sleepy, tired as in dogeared...  With big googly eyes"  "I knew you'd say that. I was thinking of a haggis with googly eyes.  Do you want it to look good, or like a bit shit?"  "As good as possible. Like professional"  "Is this all a bit like  the Singing Kettle ?"  "Yes, exactly  And he wears the robes that Catholic priest wear  A purple one"  "What else?"  "Can he like... have a pope hat?"  "Yes, of course he can"  A man on another table couldn't help but ask questions.

Here I was sitting in the Yellow Book pub in Brighton, while a beardy Scottish man tried to describe the puppet he needed for his new show, knowing exactly just how weird this was all going to sound. 

"A haggis

A talking haggis"

"So, kind of sausage shaped"

"Like a bit rugby ball shaped

Tired looking"

"Oh so, like bags under the eyes?"

"No, not 'tired' as in sleepy, tired as in dogeared...

With big googly eyes"

"I knew you'd say that. I was thinking of a haggis with googly eyes.

Do you want it to look good, or like a bit shit?"

"As good as possible. Like professional"

"Is this all a bit like the Singing Kettle?"

"Yes, exactly

And he wears the robes that Catholic priest wear

A purple one"

"What else?"

"Can he like... have a pope hat?"

"Yes, of course he can"

A man on another table couldn't help but ask questions.